|put your hands down my pants and i bet you'll feel nuts
||[Feb. 24th, 2007|04:40 pm]
the long pause while you come to your senses
so, after moving out of the parents house, i've developed a coupla new hobbies. the two most recent are just awe inspiring in their simplicity. i've discovered the joys of searching for midget porn on the internet. not finding it. no no. its like the god damned loch ness monster trying to find a midget porn in video format that is free. but looking for it. now thats enjoyable. |
the other new hobby, which i just discovered last night, is sitting on the couch and getting stoned while watching the beauty of the disney channel. thats right, the disney channel, where the colors are bright, everyone looks like they're strung out and pumped full of happy pills, the songs all include a chorus of "happy happy fun fun" and the plots and storylines are simple. its the simple things in life. the simple things. plus it was either that or else dawsons creek. and just no.