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where is my mind? [Sep. 18th, 2006|02:26 pm]
the long pause while you come to your senses
First Name: color me aleks
2. Middle Name: j
3. Last Name: Schutz
4. Nick name: depends who you ask. some are good, some are bad.
5. City: FUCK ORLANDO
6. Age: 22
7. Sex: je suis male
8. Birthday: 4/26
9. Astro Sign: taurus
10. Siblings: younger sister
11. Pets: azeeza my doggy
12.Hair Color: brown
13. Eye Color: brownish
14. Height: somewhere between 5'11 and 6'1
15. Hair Length: fairly short, real short my my standards. maybe an inch and a half or 2inches long. i miss the poof.
16. Do you find yourself attractive? i've got sweet abs and a nice body in general, but facially speaking i'm less than happy with my appearance
17. Are you ugly? i won't call me ugly. but i've got a crooked nose, bad skin, and shitty hair (usually)
ReLaTiOnsHiPs:
19. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: can't say i do, no
20. What is their name? Phyllis Diller
21. Are you gay? only at work
22. Who are/were your crush: wow, that question is just dripping with improper grammer.
Fashion StuFF
23. Where do you shop the most? for clothes? i don't know if i've actually bought any in like the last year.
24. Do you think your fashion is cool? I'm going to say this once, as difinitively as i possibly can. FUCK COOL, FUCK FASHION, WE'VE ALL BEEN BRAINWASHED INTO THINKING THATS WHAT ACTUALLY MATTERS. LIFE IS NOT YOUR FUCKING PRADA BAG OR YOUR GOD DAMNED GUCCI WHATEVER. GO OUT AND FUCKING DO SOMETHING, BE SOMETHING. YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU OWN AND YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER LET IT FUCKING DEFINE YOU.
25. Do you have any piercing? nope
26. If not, what do you want pierced? i could go for a nipple probably
27. Do you have a tattoo? nope
The Extra Stuff:
18. Do you do drugs? i regularly smoke pot, fairly regularly drink, and irregularly do a buncha other shit
29. Do you drink? sometimes. when i do it trends towards excessively
30. Who are your friends? the open minded individuals who can handle my sense of humor and stories/tangeants.
31. Who is your best friend online? online? abby, come on down and take a bow.
32.What kind of Shampoo & Conditioner do you use? Pert Plus fresh ooooooo
33. What sport do you play? i haven't ridden my skateboard in about a month and its been about 3 since i played basketball. i'm dying here.
34. What are you most scared of: the other people on the road at 3 a.m. friday night/saturday morning
35. What are u listening to right now? nothing. i thought for once maybe i'd skip the music for a little while
36. Who are u talking to right now? Callaway
37. What time is it? 2:45 p.m.
38. What*s your phone number? 3212743770
39. Do you shave? just my chin. i'm a hairy manbeast and thats no lie.
40. What clothes do u sleep in? boxers if i'm cold
41. What car do u have: black 06 corolla
42. Who is the last person who called u? ummm... taurean. wanting me to find him pot.
43. If you could have 1 wish what would it be? one wish? just one? fuck. ummm. yeah, i'm just gonna go ahead and tell you i know exactly what it is and that i don't need to put it in here.
44. Who's the hottest guy/girl in your school? ugh... i forgot how old this survey is. u know i think i first did this one when i was like 16 or 17? just dug it out of retirement from some old e-mail from beth.
45. If u could change anything about yourself what would it be? i could go with being less shy.
46. Who do u really hate? clearchannel communications, brighthouse, time warner cable, ticketmaster, halliburton, george "chokes on pretzels" bush, dick "shoots his friends" chaney, and anyone else who makes life unnecessarily monochromatic, mundane, or just plane stupid.
47. Color: black and red
48. Number: 58
49. Movie: witches sabbath (its nothing but blood sacrifices and breasts. its gotta be a work of art.)
50. Candy: sour worms
51. Brand: go get pissed on
52. TV show: metalocalypse
53. Food: hamburgers. anything with beef. i crave beef.
54. Fast food restaurant: sonic/arbys
55. Girl Names: just another brand name
56. Boy Names: mehhh
57. Nail polish color: nope
58. Subject in school: n/a
59. Radio Station: 96.5 or 105.9
60 Animal: jaguars are just badass
61. CD or Tape: jesus. prodigy-fat of the land, the verve pipe-villians, nirvana-nevermind, metallica-ride the lightning. those are the only 4 cds i've listened to all the way through in the last 5 months
62. Store: bali blue
63. Scent: purple haze #5
64. Ice cream: dont care
65. Teacher: i haven't had a teacher in like 3 years
66. Game (any): beer pong
Have you Ever...
67. Smoked?: yup
68. Drank?: yup
69. Went movie hopping?: nope... really
70. Ran from the cops?: yup. several occasions
71. Gone skinny dipping? few times
72. Been In Love? define it for me and i'll tell you
73. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? fuck that. i accept the consequences of my actions
Pick one
80. Croutons or dressing ? both
81. Shampoo or Conditioner? i'll go with the one that cleans
82. Nike or Adidas? FOR THE LAST TIME, FUCK YOUR BRAND NAMES
83. Snowboarding or Sk8boarding? i live in florida. skateboarding
84. Sk8ing or surfing? i love them both, for different reasons.
85. Apples or Bananas? bananas
86. Tacos or Burritos? burritos
87. M&Ms or Reeses pieces? butterfinger
The Final Questions.....(finally)
88. Do you like filling these out? i'm on question 88 aren't i?
89. How many people are you sending this to? posting in LJ baby
90. Who was the person who sent this to you? beth. like 5 or 6 years ago.
91. What do u think of the person who sent this to you? she's fucking gorgeous. personality wise she used to be amazing, but i haven't actually talked to her in so long that it could have completely changed and i wouldn't know.
92. Have you met any famous people? here and there. i get around a little bit.
93. Best Song Lyric: where is my mind?
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: derekdicaprio
2006-09-18 11:27 pm (UTC)
You're gay at work? Why didn't I get a job there? Who knows what could have happened while between houses...
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From: wangdaconqueror
2006-09-19 01:47 am (UTC)
dude on a daily basis i smack so much male ass at work that it would make you embarassed. for a while it was almost common to be walking through the hallway at broadway and have to push aside 2 drivers who were dry humping eachothers legs. broadway is the gayest place in the world without any gay employees.
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From: wangdaconqueror
2006-09-19 03:19 pm (UTC)
22. Who are/were your crush: wow, that question is just dripping with improper grammer.
And that's why you rule. Except that you misspelled grammar, but I will pretend I didn't see that.
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